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I sent my kid home from school yesterday cuz I didn't want him hearin' no Socialistic speech from President Obama.
Sometimes, I have him removed from the classroom when they're studying that science stuff or history. We gotta protect our young minds.
I also, didn't want him spoutin' off no pledge of allegiance stuff to no specific country or praying to no special God, or stuff.
He came home and watched Sponge Bob. I want him to grow up to be a good little sponge head, like the rest of us good Americans.