Nose too big, get a nose job.
Breasts too small, get implants.
Tummy sags? Get a tummy tuck.
Can't control your eating, get a stomach bypass.
Eyelids sag, get a Botox shot.
Bald? Get an implant.
Unwanted pregnancy? Get an abortion.
Can't concieve? Get an implant.
Too many wrinkles, get a face lift.Eyes the wrong color? Get colored contacts.
Can't get it up? Viagra.
Can't get it down? Call your doctor immediately!!
Is there such a thing as a brain transplant?
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